Meet Martin the Martian. He was born with a grotesquely deformed head. His mom, a local prostitute in a small town of Alaska (population 500) always claimed that his father was not one of the paying customers in the pitiful little town but in fact that his ancestors may have come from the stars. As he grew she would often tell him the same tale about an enchanted night as she walked home alone (presumable from her "WORK"), she said a bright flash erupted in the night sky, She went to investigate, It was then she claimed that she was abducted and she spent a night in "E.T.'s flying Love ship." She would constantly tell him (usually before she passes out drunk.) that one day Daddy will come to take us home. As word spread through the tiny town of the alien Love tryst. The locals would laugh at poor little Martin, calling him Martin the Martian. Times got worse for poor Martin when one night while at "Work" Martin's mom disappeared. The local police currently has an open investigation with Martin being a suspect. Martin believed that his Dad did come back for his Mom, and one he will come back for him too. Until that day, Martin Left his home and now currently travels across the country. He answers many Dating ads, Looking for that one special person he can take with him when he returns to home in the stars.
